Hmmm, somehow I missed this section until just now. Ok, what am I about? I think the best way to describe me is by referencing the movie Idiocracy. I’m the guy who was fairly mediocre in his day, but woke up 500 years in the future and was the smartest guy in the world. Except, you know, I’m still in the present. One day, I will hibernate for 500 years and wake up as the Einstein of my new generation. Oh yes, it will happen.
Actually, I am an American who has never lived oversees (well, almost never), and I am now working and living in Belgium. In the south of Belgium. Where everyone speaks French. And I don’t speak French. Madcap hijinks and hilarity ensue.
And that’s all I have to say about that.